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More childish fun with crappy GIFs.
However, I would like you to seriously consider replacing the word “god” with “pie” from now on. A considerable amount of thought has been put into this. Pie is the perfect replacement. I can’t bring myself to bore you with the reasons.
Ok, damn it … well, PIE is an acronym for Proto-Indo European. That’s one reason.
It’s 3 letters, just like god.
We all know the phrase “pie in the sky” and what that means.
There are plenty more reasons. Let’s just get this started, and we will all decide why later.
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I like it, Pie it is!
Isn’t it supposed to be PII, though: Proto-Indo-Iranians?
That is a subdivision of Indo-European. Pie is better than pii.
What’s an Indo-European?
Gonna make me send you to wiki? 🙂
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-European_languages
Ouch!
Is this page loading ok?
Yep
I really like the image. 🙂
Thanks! Just an old clip from National Geographic.
I’m just so hungry. And now, all I want is pie. Or do I want God? Or Pie? WHAT IS HAPPENING?
Ahh, you must hunger for both, my child.
Like the idea of U.S. money – In Pie We Trust. The exclamation, “Oh, my God !” would be humorous for a while. Have to also consider inserting God for pie… Cow God, Moon God, twelve and twenty black birds baked in a god. It could be a weird day.
Later…
These are excellent points. But, I don’t have a problem with any of these outcomes.
Does Pie come in different flavours?
You know it.
Pie, pronounced pee-yeh or be-eh in latin, also means “piously”? Good info, John!
Yeah yeah, whatever… back to the flavours. Savory and sweet? What about crust types?
Well, the one you are idolizing in this GIF is strawberry rhubarb.
All hail!
Is it supposed to be a GIF? It’s not moving…
What!!? It’s moving for me. Try this
Either you are messing with me or you seriously need to empty your cache.
depends on what browser you are using. chrome, mozilla, explorer, safari?
if you can find the menu, should be tools-> clear browsing data … then select cache
Oh, my god, no. If you can normally view GIFs then your cache is probably overloaded which is specifically an Internet viewing thing.
Unless someone else would like to read this and tell me of their troubles so I can troubleshoot on my end
Shit! I mean oh my pie, no.
I will take them if I don’t have to pay for them! You can also pay me in lottery tickets. So, you reset cache?
Couldn’t find that option. i just “Limpa Disco” which i’m guessing means clean disc. It dumps all temp interweb files… and makes cheesecake.
You must go watch the video on this guys blog. Not sure if you’re a Dr Who fan, but you will be after this.
http://wordsformwindows.com/2013/04/08/doctor-whos-back/#comment-3224
I think we can have vanilla pie!
Is there such a thing? Could such a thing exist?? I must now search for this thing, for if it exists i shall worship it forever!!!
Great! Pie moves in mysterious ways. I’ll be teaching my daugher, “The god goes mooooo” later on today.
You will be preparing her well, then.
It MUST be the answer! We are saved!
http://2damnfunny.com/funny-pictures/meme/mother-of-god-pie/
We have FINALLY pieced it all together!
Obvious, too obvious thus overlooked. You are trying to destroy the reigning state-religion (Christianity) so that you can replace it with Pie worship.
Forewarned is fore-armed, we’re on to you.
You will doubtlessly base your new systems on the fact that Pie’s creation (Earth) is a globe, represented by a circle; and for simplicity later you will drop a cypher and Pie will become Pi in written symbolism.
Then you will push that The Creation can be represented in mathematical form (which other than an ‘infinity’ symbol the current God cannot be). God or Pi thus is 3.1428 (22/7 to the ancients) (or 3.1416, take your pick—like any good religion yours too can be a bit ambiguous)(but we’re on to you, cunning swine—running endlessly into numbers that never finish) (a fiendishly clever touch).
Even the symbol can be written formulaically “Pi are square”) indicating a square circle, a physical impossibility but one many believers will swallow in absolute delight as being the ineffability of God. Oops, Pi.
Save me a place at the table—this franchise will BOOM~!
Sshhh … Hush, boy.
I can hush … but have no control over this blasted tail—it’s wagging up a storm right now.
Can I be a bishop?
Of course. Dogs are more reliable than people.
My prime mover has always been pie. I am on board. Pie damn it!. Now.
With a slice of cheese?
No, never. That would be sacrilegious to me. Pie only.
You really are a pie-o-neer…
Why, David. That’s so pie damn kind of you.
this is actually hilarious, keep them coming
Did you ever see the SOUTH PARK where they become a Christian boy band? It’s been a while, but I recall that Cartmen realizes you just replace “Girl” or “Baby” in traditional songs w/ Jesus.
I MAY have. Haven’t seen it in a while.