2100 years and 3 days ago, the pompous [land] pirate, Emperor Wu of Han, Wu Di, died of natural causes.
However, Wu Di was obsessed with immortality. So, right before he died, he ingested the scrotum of a bull – filled with pearls – soaked in the vomit of a magician buddy – who insisted that’d do the trick.
Well … Betta Late Than Neva!!!!!
Everyone help me in congratulating Wu Di for finally completing this miraculous feat!!!
Enjoy eternity, Wu Di! Say Hello to Jesus for us!!!