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“On first day, I will be passing out 1,000 tickets for free rides to heaven!!!! Thank you, thank you … boy, a lot of you showed, eh? Nothing else to do? Hey, hey … people look, if anyone knows how boring life is, it’s me. I can’t even masturbate! Well, you aren’t allowed to. But, I couldn’t if I wanted to. No sex drive. No penis. No nothing.”

Theists say that we can’t exist without god. Why so quick to judge???

Have they lost all hope already???

Humanity is still an infant. 

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Yeah, looks like a lost cause.

Some round numbers to give you some perspective on why it’s too early to write off human beings.

We’ve been around for roughly 200,000 years.

We’ve got another 4,000,000,000 left on this earth.

200,000 divided by 4,000,200,000 is .00004999

The rough-average life expectancy in developed countries is 80 years old.

80 years times 365 days is 29,200.

29,200 times .00004999 is 1.46 DAYS!!!!!

WE ARE LESS THAN A DAY AND A HALF into our earth life!!!!

Should we be surprised that most of us still think we need god???

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“I’m never going to be good without god!!! Can’t I just go straight to heaven and forgo the earth thing!!!”

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This is a dump we took just less than half an hour ago.

We haven’t been on earth FOR ANY TIME AT ALL. You can’t look at our history and infer that we can never grow up … and assume that history is just going to keep repeating itself over and over again. That’s like saying that an infant is never going to be able to wipe its own ass!!!

 

 

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If you have lost all faith in humanity and want to go around telling everyone that we can’t live without god …

 

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then book a flight to the next world, already.

OR, STICK AROUND AND HELP US GROW UP.

Biafra, Nov. 1969  Medical clinic in Mabaitoti - Owerri.

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