(This one would probably make a little more sense if performed.)
Futuristic looking nightclub.
PIANO PLAYER is warming up on an antique piano (the only antique in the club).
BOB is behind the bar, talking on a futuristic looking phone.
Bob: Two Cardinals hats?? The Cardinals suck this year — why would I wanna let you sell those in my club?
I’m not sure how I feel about letting you harass my customers with this bullshit, anyway.
Official business venture, huh? Well, how come you don’t do business somewhere else?
Do you have a fictitious name cert — wait, what!? From The Vatican!? How … I thought you meant St. Louis — I know you knew I meant the St. Louis Cardinals, and, no, I don’t think you’re an idiot … well, perhaps, I do … how do you know they’re real?
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