Ricky Dad, dad …
Ned Woah, hey little one, what are you so excited about?
Ricky Something I learned today!
Martha Well, come on, Ricky, sit down and tell us about it. I’m interested, too.
Ricky Sorry, I saw dad in the window from outside; I would have been just as eager to yell “mom” had I seen you first.
Martha I know you would’ve, Ricky. Go on, now — before you lose your enthusiasm!
Ricky I learned about this guy Guantanamo Buddhist …
NedGuatama Buddha. A Buddhist is someone who follows his teachings.
Martha Yes, darling, Guantanamo is where the prison for bad children is.
Ned Sweetheart …
Martha It’s where Santa tortures them until they tattle on their friends.
Ricky Don’t worry, dad, I…
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